Jean Valjean/Javert modern AU
Javert’s a stressed workaholic, who doesn’t know how to stay away from the office. Having always been a stickler for to the rules, and, for a lack of a better word, kiss up, during uni, he’s left like a fish out of water when his boss sends him on vacation for the sake of his health.
Javert suddenly finds that he can’t escape old college rival, Valjean, who’s had enough of his corporate career, and seems to have chosen the exact same vacation spot as him. After having stumbled upon each other in restaurants more than once, Valjean invites Javert to dinner. The two have scarcely changed from the young men they were during college, Valjean always teasing and instigating. When Javert actually laughs at a joke, Valjean remarks, “You know, you’re much more amiable when you’re not such a hardass.” And when that only causes Javert to chuckle again and shove lightly at Valjean’s shoulder, Valjean writes down his number on a sauce stained napkin and makes Javert promise to keep in touch.
It’s not long before Javert makes good on that promise and the two meet in a different restaurant, this time less of a surprise.
As the days go by, Javert forgets about marking the days on the calendar until his vacation is over and he forgets to check his e-mail and he forgets to call his assistant asking how the office is doing.
And when the month and a half of his vacation is over, Javert realizes that maybe he loves more than just his job.
-Weeps-
OH MY GOD
Can we have a Clifford live action movie? Not a kids movie either.
Like, Emily Elizabeth’s parents are working for a government agency developing a super soldier serum. None of their testing is working and they start testing the serum on larger mammals in hopes of seeing better results. They inject a variety of animals, including a dog. Nothing. They are desperate and on the verge of having their project shut down when they notice one of the test dogs is pregnant. It gives birth and they bring one of the puppies home for their daughter.
To their shock, the puppy they brought home starts to grow at an incredible rate, its fur mutating into a brilliant red as it does so. They are ecstatic because their research has finally seen a result, albeit one they weren’t expecting. There is only one problem.
Clifford has become attached to Emily and refuses to leave her side. Emily, too, has fallen in love with her new pet. They decide to let their project be canceled rather than try to separate the two. Unfortunately, the government discovers their secret and begins a campaign to retrieve Clifford at any costs. During the initial conflict, Emily Elizabeth’s parents are killed trying to help her and Clifford escape. Emily and her dog flee into the wild. This sets the opening of the movie.
Over the course of the movie, Emily and Clifford are on the run and we see Emily grow into a young woman, everything about her honed into a survivalist expert. She and Clifford roam the backwoods, constantly in fear of being captured. On one of her rare trips into town one day, Emily witnesses a bank robbery in progress involving multiple hostages. She calls Clifford and the two of them save the lives of the hostages but wreck the bank in the process. The local news capture footage of Clifford and it isn’t long before the military arrives in town.
Emily wants to just run away again, but she sees that the military is destroying the town, driving people out of their homes and destroying property in their search. She decides that enough is enough and rides Clifford back into town and fights the military. Amidst the fighting a huge truck arrives. A general (who was her parent’s superior officer) gets out and smirks. He tells Emily Elizabeth that Clifford’s mother wasn’t the only animal that gave birth to a litter of babies after receiving an injection. The back of the truck unfolds to reveal a massive tabby cat. The cat strains against its bindings and tears free, immediately leaping onto a nearby group of soldiers and devouring them. Emily is horrified and orders Clifford to attack.
What follows is the dramatic battle between Clifford and the mutant cat. Clifford has strength, but the cat is too fast and agile. It looks like Clifford is down for the count, when the townsfolk, recognizing that Clifford is on their side, come to his aid. They distract the cat long enough for him to finish the beast off for good.
The military retreats, the general swearing vengeance on the two of them, and Emily and Clifford ride off into the night once more. But the legend of the big red dog has already started. And Emily Elizabeth knows that the day will come when she and Clifford will need to ride into battle against the forces of evil once more.
The credits roll.
Post credits, the screen fades to black for a moment. The sound of waves crashing on shore fills the air. The screen flashes brilliant white. The light of the lighthouse moves on, revealing a rocky shore on a rainy day. The camera pans down to find Clifford and Emily gazing out to sea. A massive object hangs in the air off the coast, obscured in the clouds. A smaller object rapidly approaches them. It resolves itself into an advanced helicopter that silently lands just down the shore from them. Clifford lets out a low growl but Emily quiets him with a hand on his leg. A lone figure emerges from the aircraft, huddling his arms around himself to fight off the cold.
He approaches the two. His hair is short and somewhat curly. He wears glasses and a grey flannel shirt and seems unlikely to pose a threat to the two.
“Emily Elizabeth,” he says over the sound of the crashing surf, “I worked with your parents. It’s taken us a while to find you, after the Birdwell Island incident.”
“And who exactly is ‘us’,” she responds, eyes narrowing suspiciously.
Ignoring her question, the man continues. “Me and Clifford have a lot in common, actually.” He smiles a little awkwardly, then presses on. “I was hoping you might be interested in meeting my boss. He’s fairly excited to talk with you.”
“You still haven’t answered my question. Who are you and who do you work for?”
The man smiles. “My name is Banner. And I’m hear to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative.”
PLAYED 178,239 TIMES
It’s 2009 and you hear this song approximately 6 times per hour while going on a road trip out of town.
god
PLAYED 471,104 TIMES
UHM HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT
WELL THAT TOOK ALL OF TWO SECONDS TO REBLOG. HOLY SHIT I CAN’T EVEN. I. CAN. NOT. EVEN.
I would have sex with this music.
“I have a disease. It starts with ‘c’, ends with ‘r’, and rhymes with dancer… and prancer, and vixen.”
Casimir Pulaski Day - Sufjan Stevens (x)
“That’s right. Because you know, deep down… you deserve to be punished. Don’t you, Mr. Potter?”
ALRIGHT THIS ONE WINS.
in 3 short years kids who were born in 2000 will be 15 and that is the most horrifying thing ive realized in a long long time
